INTRODUCTING MY ALL NEW TRIED AND TRUE 12-STEP PORGRAM FOR GOING UP STEPS:
STEP 1: Put foot on step!
STEP 2: Lift yourself up!
STEP 3: Projectile VOMIT, all over your SHOES!
STEP 4: Start DANCING!
STEP 5: Put other foot on next step!
STEP 6: Now you're GETTING IT! (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!)
STEP 7: Buy a silver automatic foot massagenator! INVEST in BEES!
STEP 8: Projectile VOMIT again! Catch it in your MOUTH this time!
STEP 9: DO NOT FALL DOWN STEPS LIKE TUMBLES.
STEP 8: Oh no I tripped, back to repeat step 8.
STEP 10: You can do this. Believe in your DREAMS and they will come TRUE.
STEP 11: Pretend you a opera singer. VOMIT long and loud. In front of the CLERGY.
STEP 12: You are SUCCESSFUL in CLIMBING STEPS!